(Hogwarts, School Song) A song led by Dumbledore which all the students sing, it has no rythym or tune and can be sung however one wishes:

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts, ach us something please, ether we be old and bald, young with scabby knees, r heads could do with filling, th some interesting stuff, r now they're bare and full of air, ad flies and bits of fluff, teach us things worth knowing, ing back what we've forgot, st do your best, we'll do the rest, d learn until our brains all rot.